Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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