I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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