why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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