Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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