She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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