Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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