dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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