just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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