I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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