the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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