I just cut my nipple shaving
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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