She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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