good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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