is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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