how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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