What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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