what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I look better un-naked...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
jump out the window naked night went bad
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
