I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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