Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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