You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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