bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Still dying that you shit outside
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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