is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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