every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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