Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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