I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
jump out the window naked night went bad
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