Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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