I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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