So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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