He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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