please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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