i just google imaged poop.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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