How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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