problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Someone stole a lamp last night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
