Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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