ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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