last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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