I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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