I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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