Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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