I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
