I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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