Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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