If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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