It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
DRUNK COOKIES
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