would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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