Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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