tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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