Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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