He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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