Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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